I was tagged

Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 10 people to be tagged, list their names, and why you chose them to be tagged. Don't forget to leave a comment that says "you are tagged" on their profile and to read your latest blog. Have fun.

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1. I love to experiment-drugs,gender, sexuality, identity- you name it. In fact, I see life as my own little sociological experiment where I am the (out of) control subject. Some of the experiments have been successful, the less successful ones make great stories.

2. I am a ridiculous vagabond drunk. Over the top silly. I have passed out in an airport in San Francisco, I have passed out while attempting to fellate a friend in an Amsterdamn hotel room.I passed out on a train in Spain and woke up in France. I made out with an indie rock drummer on a street corner in Oakland. I insulted that band "Live" in Memphis. I almost got arrested in Germany on an expired passport with 4 calabrians and a good bit of hash...I could go on for hours.

3. If you put the men I have dated in a line up, you couldn't connect the dots and find any commonality except for me. They have all been very different.A would be priest, a commie, a calabrian farm boy, a drug addled much older man, an aspiring clown...I see fire. I go to the flames. There is no rhyme or reason. I really don't have a type.

4. The White Stripes make my nipples hard. I hear that guitar and I am done.

5. I am a hermit. I really don't associate with anyone on my days off. Working in restaurants forces me to deal with people, lots of people, horrible horrible people everyday. I hear them calling for bread and refills in my sleep. It is hard to get me out of the house when I am not working.

6. When I am not working I am listening to music, watching law and order, and internet stalking. I read blogs and spend hours on myspace. It is pretty sick. It is like having contact with people without having to actual be with them.

7. I masturbate to internet porn.

8.Except for my almost manical love for foot wear, I am not materialistic at all. I left Memphis with what would fit in my pack-and haven't looked back. Any money I have had in the past has been spent on music, wine dinners, travel etc. I kinda want stuff, but I like the freedom not having stuff affords me.

9. I have never had a driver's license. I am scared to death of driving.

10. What I love about living in Italy, besides the cheese, is that Italians are total dorks. You will see some guy who looks like an extra from "Sid and Nancy" rocking out to some lame pop hit. People are more comfortable with themselves overall. They aren't afraid to be completely nerdy.

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I tag:

Tom Foehner- because he was the first man to ever tag me (:

Bonnie Hilton-because she will have fun with this.

Liz Jones- because maybe she will finally clear up her cupcake fascination for me

Nerdia Yadorksky-the name says it all.

Tidy-because he likes to talk about himself

Red-because she is Italian

Spanky-because it would be a good excercise for him

Jennibean-because I think she has something to say

Amanda-because I want her to be able to reference it after she moves to Santa Cruz and takes a wife.

Montana-because she is crazy